Archive for October, 2009

Ghost, Meth and Raekwon.

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30 Oct

December 22nd is going to be the launch of, most-likely, the greatest album released this year. Method Man, Ghostface Killah and Raekwon and collaborating on a project that they have yet to name. “That’d be beautiful,” Raekwon reflected. “A Ghostface, Method Man and Raekwon album, that’d be exciting. That’d be something that, it’d be mean though. Like I said, I can never front on them dudes’ swords, they ill with it. My thing is that when we do it,... Read More →

O.H.W.O.W. presents NECKFACE

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29 Oct
O.H.W.O.W. presents NECKFACE

This video was record and put together by a close friend of mine, Carlos Perez (VP of It’s up on the OHWOW website, if you want to go catch it. This should be enough to get you hyped up for Saturday (Halloween). I’M FUCKING STOKED!!! WOOO! Prepare for some pics, post-gallery!  Read More →

Learn ya Wednesday : ArtOfficial (band)

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28 Oct
ArtOfficial @ Vagabond

Miami-based ArtOfficial consists of Danny Perez (keys), Manny Patino (drums), Ralf Valencia (In my opinion one of the sickest bassist in Miami), and Keith Cooper (saxophone/flute), with vocals provided by emcees Newsense and Logics. The setup alone beckons the question, “What does a live band with two emcees sound like?” Well, imagine Soulive with a harder edge or The Roots, but jazzier, with more depth, and wildly spontaneous. Envision blending your favorite groups from... Read More →

FATWARENESS MONTH, Fatcon #18: BBW…Big Beautiful Whoa…Man!

He/she...shim. lol I am the first to admit that I am obsessed with drag queens and trannies. I am. Now I don’t want you to go off on some tangent that I am “into” them…that’s a whole other ball of wax, kiddies. I don’t want to fuck drag queens and I am certainly not interested in piping a trannie. But…I am totally down to go for lunch and cocktails. Preferably pink cocktails. Preferably before noon. So we can talk about boys and makeup and how to contour. You... Read More →


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28 Oct

YAY US!!! It’s officially Antisteez Day. No school, no work, no drama, just sex and cake. In order to show Goobs and my appreciation and thanks to all the readers, we’ve given Antisteez a new dress. Enjoy the holiday and the new template. Love ya.  Read More →

Happy Birthday, Erika.

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27 Oct

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The many faces of Fatcon #19: Eric Cartman.

Wow. So I tried to post this yesterday and WordPress had some sort of AIDS and killed my post not once, but three times! (Maybe it was because I used the term, ‘Uncle-Fucker’ liberally?) So, I am rewriting and reposting this morning and hopefully all goes well. (Which means we are one day behind in Fatwareness terms, but cest la vie, I will remedy that this evening.) For now, let us get on with the fatness, shall we? In 1997, I was working at a Barnes and Nobles with my wonderful friend... Read More →

King of the Blues...B.B. King and his Lucille.

If you want to argue with me about who the greatest guitar player of all time is, I am going to shut you down and say it’s Stevie Ray Vaughan, hands down. But, if you want to ask who the greatest bluesman of all time is, that’s different. I would have to say that it is today’s fatcon, for sure. A bluesman, to me, is a man who makes love to the blues right there in front of the whole world. It is a coitus of music and man and misery so intense that people who hear it can feel the... Read More →

Two of the biggest Boricuas in the game, son.

Okay, so today’s two fatcons kind of go hand-in-hand, so I decided to smoosh them together in one heaping helping of fatness. (Not really. Well, they do go together like buttery peas and brown-sugar laden carrots, but the truth is that I was supposed to blog about # 22 earlier, like a day ago, but I was busy. You see, I have a bread-and-butta job I work during the day and I got a little bit hectic. Sometimes a sista’s gotta meet deadline and then the blog she loves, that makes her no... Read More →

Random SHIT!

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21 Oct
Mario Bros can follow you around?

I am a STAR WHORE when it comes to Google Reader. If you don’t know what that is and have a google account, I highly recommend you read up on it. So, yeah. I have a TON of random blogs I follow and I LOVE “starring” post’s about random shit that people make. I’ve decided I would share some with you guys because I KNOW you will get a kick outta this. Mario Bros USB ~ With 8GB flash drives available for under $20 and 32GB drives edging into the mainstream,... Read More →

Learn ya Wednesday : Dwele (Singer/Producer)

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21 Oct
Heavy hitting soul sensation

Every single producer has at least one MC and one singer that they favor. It’s kind of like a family thing. Makes sense, since the producer is usually the person to come up and get recognized the quickest. They do the MC friend and the singer friends a favor and give them spots on songs and/or records. This week I bring you the R&B singer that J Dilla brought in to the game. Dwele. Dilla was always surrounded by talent, given, but this is different. Dilla revolutionized the game. There... Read More →

#23: Beth Ditto, Lead singer of The Gossip. She's a fuckin' ROCK STAR.

I will admit that today’s Fatcon is the subject of one of my big-girl crushes. Correction: She is the subject of one of my big-girl, girl-crushes. I am gonna soapbox it up right now and say that as a big(ish) girl, or a chubby chick, I am pretty ferocious when it comes to my look. I am not one of these frumpsters who hides behind baggy clothes and doesn’t wear makeup. Oh, no. I am an in-your-face diva of the decadent. I wear what I want, from “meow!” style dresses to dope... Read More →