Archive for October, 2009

Few tools for a cooler/healthier PC.

Category: Nerdism   Posted by:    

20 Oct
AVG 9.0

Reading through so many blogs and articles a day, I always come across really interesting applications that help with computer maintenance or just make my life a lot better. I’ve compiled a list of these tools along with a brief summary of how they can help you out. AVG 9.0 1. AVG : Freeware : 80 million PCers use this nifty little application. AVG is THE top of the line anti virus and it comes equipped with an anti spyware and a link scanner. Antispyware is all those pop ups you get and those... Read More →

Fat Elvis might just be trying to devour that microphone. What can I say? Fat drug addicts get hungry.

Ah, Vegas. For those of you have been, you know that Vegas is a town of excess. It is excess and a half. You can eat until you puke. You can drink until you puke. You can party until you puke. You can look at half-naked girlies until you…need to sleep. (Who pukes from looking at naked girls? lol) And you can gamble until you are broke and want to kill yourself. People go to Vegas and their lives can change, just like that. One minute you are a broke schlep and the next second you are... Read More →

When The Fat Boys asked me, Can You Feel It?, my reply was, Yes.

If there is one thing that you take from Fatwareness Month here at Antisteez, it should be from this post right here. Why? Because these Fatcons changed my life. And there are not a lot of people you can say that about, honestly. But it is truer than true when it comes to these gentlemen right here. Even typing that sort of makes my throat tight and almost moves me to tears.  You see, at the ripe age of five, these three dudes planted the seed of Hip-Hop, the grain that would grow into a... Read More →

Fat girls dancing around in tutus. EXCELLENCE! Say halloooo to #26, Secret Trois.

Okay, so I am not really sure about the whole “Single Ladies” phenomenon that took the country by storm a few months ago. (Apparently there are a lot of bitter, single ladies who felt that they needed to dance around demanding that they wanted, “A ring on it…” It really makes me LOL.) However, the web was inundated with crazy people doing the Beyonce step, snap, shuffle dance. (I can dance my ass off, but I refused to learn this dance. Like I said, I am not one of those... Read More →

#27 on our FATWARENESS MONTH countdown: Ralphie May.

I have it on good authority that fat people are pretty funny. I say this because I am a little bit, un poquito fat and I am pretty funny. Well, people laugh at my rantings, but then again, I could be reading that all wrong and they could be scoffing at me. You know, scoffing. Like when someone says something and you kinda-sorta roll your eyes and then exhale loudly like, “Oh, God, this guy…” I will take this time to point out one thing: YOU BETTER FIND ME FUNNY BECAUSE IF YOU ARE... Read More →

(((SHAKE))) had a tremendously badass CAKE constructed and conjured of baking magic by the girls at SUPERFICIAL SWEETS. (Photo by Jipsy @ www.nefariousgirl.com)

“Dear Gods of Sugar and all that is high in calories, It’s me, Goobs. I just wanna give you a high-five for inventing cake and then inventing fondant and then inventing amazing cake shapes. FYI, I am speaking of the cake I saw last night at (((SHAKE))). Amen.” So, last night I got all dolled up to go check out the Beatnuts at the one-year anniversary/birthday party of (((SHAKE))) at the Vagabond. I put on a hot-tamale outfit (Meaning a sexy, swaggalacious dress. NOT meaning that... Read More →

FATWARENESS MONTH, FATCON #28…Hey, Hey, Hey…

Category: Style   Posted by:    

16 Oct
Hey, Hey, Hey...Fat Albert is FATCON #28!

It’s FAT ALBERT!!!!!! What? I can’t make a cartoon a fatcon? Pffft. I just did. It’s Fatwareness Month and this animated pudgester is definitely on my list! #28: FAT ALBERT Hey, Hey, Hey...Fat Albert is FATCON #28! Back in the day, when I was a kid, Bill Cosby could do no wrong. He was the JELL-O pudding pop man, he was on the brink of the Cosby Show and he was the voice of the dopest cartoon around, Fat Albert. The Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids show really spoke to me for a lot... Read More →

This confused the hell outta me..

Category: Music|Random   Posted by:    

15 Oct
This confused the hell outta me..

I am a HUGE fan of the DJ Premier blog, mainly because he post’s leaks to future collabs he’s working on and albums that are in the making. Today, he just caught me off guard, dude. Don’t get all excited, but Guru said on twitter Gang Starr is back. Gotta love this twitter stuff, how much closer will we get to someone with this internet thing? But the best part is you control it, but it has no limits. Enough philosophical shit, I’m sure Guru just saying he and Superproducer... Read More →

(((SHAKE))) at the VAGABOND with THE BEATNUTS tonight, 10/15/09

There are certain things you have to do when you are in the 305, whether on vacation or if you live here. You should go visit the zoo, go to South Beach and check out Versailles Cuban Restaurant. These are all OBVI-ASS and shouldn’t even be questioned. However, a little bit on the less-obvious tip is a spot that is blowing up every Thursday night in El DownTown (Downtown Miami, duh.) that you should visit at least once. (But if you go once, you will go twice because this place is like a go,... Read More →

FATWARENESS MONTH FATCON #29…and she’s a doozy!

Category: News|Random   Posted by:    

15 Oct
I think that just looking at Paula Deen is chock-full of calories. True Story.

Welcome back to Fatwareness Month here on Antisteez! Yes, exciting isn’t it? All of us celebrating the jiggleaciousness of big folks and their big accomplishments. It makes me proud. It makes me happy. And damn it if it doesn’t make me hungry! For those of you that don’t know, I declared it to be Fatwareness Month from October 14 – November 14 because I was appalled by the shocking lack of lardation in the world of entertainment today. As a way to highlight the awesomeness... Read More →

R.I.P. Lou Albano

Category: Random   Posted by:    

15 Oct
R.I.P. Lou Albano

L.A. Times Reads: Captain Lou Albano, who became one of the most recognized professional wrestlers of the 1980s after appearing in Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” music video, died Wednesday. He was 76. Albano, whose real name was Louis Vincent Albano, died of natural causes in Westchester County in suburban New York, said Dawn Marie, founder of Wrestlers Rescue, an organization that helps raise money for the healthcare of retired wrestlers. World Wrestling Entertainment... Read More →

Learn ya Wednesday : Rashid Hadee (MC/Producer)

Category: Music|Random   Posted by:    

14 Oct

Some of you might have heard of a Hip Hop group named Chapter 13. From that group comes a young, VERY TALENTED, MC/Producer by the name of Rashid Hadee. If you guys that know me have been following links that I post up on my Facebook, you’ll remember him. For those of you who haven’t followed, or don’t know me, read this post, and listen carefully to the sounds of an underground cat, that is REALLY struggling to bring that old school “boom-bat” sound back. If you’re... Read More →