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[Antisteez Top 5]: Miami’s Most “OMG!” Moments of 2011

“Ay Dios Mio!” … like my mother used to say. Miami is the land of shock and awe.  People underestimate us sometimes. They give props to the bigger cities like Los Angeles or New York, but we got our own characters and craziness that can make anybody say: “OMG!” Here are the Most “OMG!” Miami Moments of 2011: 5 – BAR shuts down Vagabond owner Carmel Ophir was accused of being the reason why Bar on 14 Street was shut down. Ophir owns the property and... Read More →

"Dale, chola! It's your world!"

365 days of madness – that’s what we’re about, but apparently we’re not the only ones. All the year-end recaps on the tube got us thinking about the events that made our heads shake in disgust, crack-up or confused where we had to ask ourselves: “Did I hear this right?” We know you feel the same, so here are Antisteez’s Top 5 Most “WTF?!” Moments of 2011. Let us know what moments on our list made you say “WTF?!” the loudest, or... Read More →

[Antisteez Top 5]: The Best UNSEEN Moments- #2 Our Favorite Podcasts

*Disclaimer: (And I am writing it in pink AND bold which I know Lou hates.) I started doing these Best Unseen Antisteez Moments with the intent of writing all  five. Unfortunately, I couldn’t complete #2 because of time constraints. That’s when my partner, man of magic and goodness that he is, stepped up to the plate to compile this epic post about music and about our weekly podcast. (Thank you for that selflessness and teamwork, Lou.) Personally, I don’t think that anyone could... Read More →

[Antisteez Top 5]: The Best UNSEEN Moments- #3 Win A Date With Goobs & Lou

Once upon a time, in February of 2011, right around Valentine’s day, our fearless leader Lou got an epic idea. (One of many, I assure you.) He thought that it would be an AMAZING idea if for Valentine’s day, he and I offered ourselves up to the masses for some hot and delicious dinner and a movie. And maybe some awkward moments, because Lou and I are  KNOWN for our inside jokes and relentless, maniacal laughter that no one understands but us. Yes, Lou decided that we would put out our... Read More →

[Antisteez Top 5]: The Best UNSEEN Moments- #4 Memphis Blac & Smokahontas Jones

So, like I told you yesterday, over the years ANTISTEEZ  has accumulated an entire cache of footage and stories that have never before seen the light of day. Stuff from random moments to the most bizarre ish to ever take place in the 305. Things that no human has ever laid eyes on…except for Lou and I. Maybe our photographer, Harold. Maybe Caro. And my mom. And the people we have shown it to. But that’s not a lot of people. So, we decided to raid the vault and post the top five unseen... Read More →

Veteran’s Day 11-11-11

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11 Nov
Veteran’s Day 11-11-11

Today is Veteran’s Day, and although I have never served I always feel a great swell of pride on this day. I am proud of my family and friends that essentially gave up their freedom to fight for ours. They do what they do because they are ordered to, and have given up the luxury of choice whether they agree with it or not. This country, however flawed it may be, was built on the backs of the men and women whose sweat and blood have been spilled to protect what they believed in. Personally,... Read More →

Friends of the Miami-Dade Public Library Need Your Help To Keep The Goods Stocked

Every year the public libraries face more and more budget cuts. Which means for readers like us, fewer new books are purchased, important programs to keep our kids reading are cut and advocacy programs for adult literacy receive less funding. The library system needs all the help they can get and none more-so than our very own. With so much strife and turmoil taking place within Miami-Dade county government it’s almost impossible for anyone to find the time to give a damn about our libraries... Read More →

Penguin Books Gives Back to the 305; How You Can Help

  To join the campaign click the link above   Lately all I hear is bad news about Florida’s public school system and all the budget cuts coming their way, having several friends who chose teaching as their career path this issue hits especially close to home for me. So, when I found out that publishing giant Penguin Group was doing their part to help the Florida Public School System I thought I would do my part to spread the word about their campaign. Not only am I a HUGE reader but... Read More →

The HOTTEST Porn You Will Ever SEE!

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9 Aug
The HOTTEST Porn You Will Ever SEE!

There are few things in the world that are better than a video that contains endangered species, face slapping, British accents, head fucking and blood. And it’s Safe For Work. We promise. You will watch this video and you will LOL. You will WTF. You will SHARE. It’s a video about the kakapo, a very fat, flightless, nocturnal endangered parrot from some islands in New Zealand. I suggest you watch the video and after you say things like, “I need one of these birds in my life!”... Read More →

The Duchess of Doral

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22 Jun
The Duchess of Doral

If you are a 305′er and have been anywhere in the Doral area, especially near the Walmart on NW 87th Avenue and 25th Street, then you have seen her. High, colorful socks, huge pile of bags, and her trademark big, black hat. A lone, dilapidated figure in fancy, if worn, clothing. She is a tragic sort of woman with an air of wilted aristocracy. Yes…the Duchess of Doral. (Yeah, we named her that. It’s fitting.) For years, people have driven past her while she sits regally, waiting... Read More →

How To Destroy Angels EP is Out!

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12 Jun
How To Destroy Angels EP is Out!

I’m about 12 days or so late on this news, but as you all know I’ve been posting about Trent Reznor’s new project with his wife and producer Atticus Ross. “How To Destroy Angels” has released their EP for free for you all to download and enjoy. As I just learned about this news right now (I know shame on me), I will be downloading it now to take a listen. Expect a review from this album soon too. Get the Free EP Right Here: Also check out the site too for merchandise... Read More →

Oh No

Oh No You’ve heard the phrase “it’s in their blood” thrown around when it comes to families with great musical genes. The artist known as “Oh No” is part of one of those families- son to cult 70′s singer Otis Jackson and nephew of renowned jazz trumpeter Jon Faddis. Oh No has proven himself a skilled producer as well as a versatile MC and this is no surprise being that Madlib, a musical genius, is his brother. Talk about melodious and talented genes. The... Read More →