Okay, so I am not really sure about the whole “Single Ladies” phenomenon that took the country by storm a few months ago. (Apparently there are a lot of bitter, single ladies who felt that they needed to dance around demanding that they wanted, “A ring on it…” It really makes me LOL.) However, the web was inundated with crazy people doing the Beyonce step, snap, shuffle dance. (I can dance my ass off, but I refused to learn this dance. Like I said, I am not one of those “Single Ladies” who needs a ring on it.) Now, I normally don’t care for videos of people dancing around, imitating what they saw in another video, but this whole single ladies thing sparked a fucking Big Girl landslide!! A Big Girl Take over!! A BIG GIRL DANCE-A-RAMA. So, without further ado, here are Fatcons #26 on our countdown…

#26: Secret Trois (The Big Girl Dance Crew)

Fat girls dancing around in tutus. EXCELLENCE! Say halloooo to #26, Secret Trois.

These ladies bring the LOLs so hard for me. #1, they are really not the greatest dancers. #2, they are hot messes. But yet, I love them. I love them for the sheer joy that they jiggle their junk and shake their chub and they don’t give a fo. You have to admire that kind of fatfidence. (Fat Confidence.) And, not only do they have the Single Ladies song…they also have MAD OTHER VIDEOS. And I watched a few. (Just FYI, them dancing to Britney Spear’s Circus is fatlarious!!!!! They open the video crawling around the floor in tutus. Fat people in tutus is fucking hilarious. No matter what.) So we are gonna give it up to these ladies, who named themselves Secret Trois. We are gonna send them a high-five and some snaps because no one ever expects for big people to dance with such reckless abandon. No one ever expects to see big people revel in the shaking of their bigness. And these ladies revel! Sometimes in SPANDEX! I am in awe of their fatfidence and their swagger. All you big, big ladies, Uh, put your hands up! Congratulations Secret Trois…you are now, officially FATCONS.

-goobs