WANTED: La Loca De Doral. If you find her, please contact goobs@antisteez.com

Dear Antisteezers:

It has been said that every crazy has a story and I am a firm believer in that statement. In my line of work, I meet crazies every day and truth be told, I love them. The crazier, the better. Nothing makes for better storytelling or blogging than a person who is bat-shit-crazy. The lunatics are to my writing what Prismacolor Premier Colored Pencils are to art students. lol

That’s why I need your help. I am reaching out to you to help me find LA LOCA DE DORAL. I NEED to talk to this crazy. I NEED to know what her story is. The curiosity is killing me.

This woman can be spotted in fancy clothes and crazy socks and a fabulous, huge black hat standing at all locations of bus-stoppery along Doral. Sometimes she is by the Walmart. Sometimes she is by the Ale House. But wherever she is, she is looking Cruella DeVille HOTNESS in her big hat. I need to know who his lady is and I want to find her, but lately I haven’t been able to spot her along Doral. I fear the worst has befallen my homeless, but hauteur obsession.

That’s where all of you come in. This is my ALL-ALERTS, FIVE-POINT BULLETIN!! Like an Amber Alert, but cooler. It’s a call to the ‘steezers out there. HELP ME FIND ESA LOCA! If you see her, no matter where, no matter what time, please send an email to goobs@antisteez.com so that I can rush over and see if I can find her and befriend this designer baglady of sorts.

Her story needs to be told. And I, my friends, am exactly the sort of girl who can get it and give it to you.

Thanks for your help and keep your eyes peeled for her fabulous hat around Miami.

Please leave comments if you think it will lead us to the whereabouts of La Loca.

-goobs