Goobs has been missing...where has she been?!?

Goobs has been missing for a few days now. WHERE THE FUCK HAS SHE BEEN?. I went on the hunt to find out for you guys.

LOU (8:51:04 PM): On the record. Ready? GO.
LOU (8:51:12 PM): WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR FATWARENESS POSTS?
LOU (8:51:34 PM): and if I had a SUPER caps, I would have used it on the ‘FUCK’ word.
LOU (8:51:37 PM): Just saying…..
GOOBS (8:52:07 PM): lol
GOOBS (8:52:10 PM): doing it now
GOOBS (8:52:13 PM): been nuts
GOOBS (8:52:16 PM): just saying
GOOBS (8:52:24 PM): last week was an intense work week for me
GOOBS (8:52:42 PM): you didn’t invite me to google wave
GOOBS (8:52:44 PM): i hate you
LOU (8:53:12 PM): Ok, since you’re “ON THE RECORD”, please explain to all the readers, which don’t care about work, and don’t give a shit whether we eat or not, WHAT THE FUCK HAS TAKEN YOU THIS LONG?

GOOBS (8:53:28 PM): what do you mean I am on the record lol
GOOBS (8:53:32 PM): are you posting this
GOOBS (8:53:33 PM): ?
LOU (8:53:39 PM): Don’t switch this up as if it were my fault. I’m immune to these “girl tactics”
LOU (8:53:43 PM): I’m gonna.
GOOBS (8:53:48 PM): LMFAO
GOOBS (8:53:50 PM): okay
LOU (8:53:55 PM): I’m not laughing
GOOBS (8:53:57 PM): here it is on the record
GOOBS (8:54:09 PM): I’m totally laughing
GOOBS (8:54:28 PM): I have this boss.
GOOBS (8:54:50 PM): for the sake of anonymity, we will call him THE WHITE MAN
GOOBS (8:55:29 PM): THE WHITE MAN has scheduled way too much work for one darkie to do
LOU (8:55:44 PM): mhm. :l
GOOBS (8:55:53 PM): and so, I have been getting home at like 9:30-10 pm
GOOBS (8:55:56 PM): every night
GOOBS (8:55:58 PM): exhausted
LOU (8:56:07 PM): Listen.
GOOBS (8:56:09 PM): and getting to work early, at like 7-8 am every day
GOOBS (8:56:13 PM): I can’t blog from work
LOU (8:56:15 PM): LISTEN!
GOOBS (8:56:20 PM): because they are FIRING PEOPLE
GOOBS (8:56:24 PM): for that shit
GOOBS (8:56:32 PM): a nigga can’t afford to be out of work
GOOBS (8:56:41 PM): cause I have to pay for my internet
GOOBS (8:56:44 PM): so I can blog
LOU (8:56:45 PM): LISTEN!!!!
GOOBS (8:56:51 PM): so it’s a vicious circle
GOOBS (8:56:56 PM): plus, I have a crush
GOOBS (8:57:03 PM): and I’m getting my period
GOOBS (8:57:10 PM): so now you know
GOOBS (8:57:16 PM): and now I will LISTEN, Talib
GOOBS (8:57:21 PM): so go ahead
LOU (8:58:01 PM): Our audience doesn’t give a shit about your work and lack of sleep or your period, or whatever.
GOOBS (8:58:10 PM): I understand that
LOU (8:58:19 PM): But we MIGHT be interested in this crush of yours. :D
GOOBS (8:58:22 PM): but I cannot put our audience over my bread and butter
GOOBS (8:58:24 PM): lol
GOOBS (8:58:32 PM): it’s an epic crush
LOU (8:58:38 PM): Do we know this person?
GOOBS (8:58:41 PM): and OFF THE RECORD
GOOBS (8:58:44 PM): completely
LOU (8:58:50 PM): oh yeah?
LOU (8:59:03 PM): fine, off record. go!
GOOBS (8:59:04 PM): yeah
GOOBS (8:59:12 PM): nope. off the record 100%
LOU (8:59:12 PM): ?
LOU (8:59:14 PM): ?
LOU (8:59:17 PM): YES GOOBS!
LOU (8:59:21 PM): OFF THE RECORD!!!
GOOBS (8:59:25 PM): no one can know
LOU (8:59:25 PM): I promise
LOU (8:59:29 PM): ok ok ok ok
GOOBS (8:59:35 PM): nope Im not talking about it
LOU (8:59:37 PM): :/
GOOBS (8:59:47 PM): why do you want to know so bad
GOOBS (8:59:48 PM): lol
GOOBS (9:00:02 PM): I love your curiosity, kitty
LOU (9:00:03 PM): because the record is paused, and it has to be for a good reason
LOU (9:00:07 PM): meow!
GOOBS (9:00:10 PM): LOL!
GOOBS (9:00:17 PM): The crush
GOOBS (9:00:20 PM): is a crush
GOOBS (9:00:25 PM): nothing more, nothing less
LOU (9:00:26 PM): ok
LOU (9:00:29 PM): ON WHO?
GOOBS (9:00:36 PM): on a person
LOU (9:00:39 PM): mhmmmm?
GOOBS (9:00:43 PM): who is crush-worthy
LOU (9:00:58 PM): fine, off the record 100%
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LOU (9:15:20 PM): FUCK YUOU BACK ON RECORD!
LOU (9:15:30 PM): You suck, and I want all our readers to know that
GOOBS (9:15:34 PM): but it’s fleeting. I am already looking for a person to replace my crush on him with
GOOBS (9:15:43 PM): hey you cannot put that on the record
LOU (9:15:45 PM): HAH. That got on record.
GOOBS (9:15:46 PM): ever
GOOBS (9:15:57 PM): WHAT GOT ON RECORD?!
LOU (9:16:09 PM): anything after “LOU (9:15:20 PM): FUCK YUOU BACK ON RECORD!” goes on record
LOU (9:16:17 PM): although I spelled YOU wrong.
GOOBS (9:16:45 PM): you cannot put anything before that on the record
GOOBS (9:16:55 PM): we were off the record
LOU (9:16:56 PM): I promise I won’t…. JEBUS!
GOOBS (9:16:57 PM): when I said it
LOU (9:17:01 PM): I knooow
GOOBS (9:17:03 PM): regardless
GOOBS (9:17:12 PM): I am working on killing my crush
GOOBS (9:17:16 PM): on him
GOOBS (9:17:21 PM): on that person
GOOBS (9:17:33 PM): I don’t like unrequited crushing
LOU (9:17:37 PM): Lol.
GOOBS (9:17:38 PM): it is not healthy
LOU (9:17:39 PM): soooo
GOOBS (9:17:45 PM): soooo
LOU (9:17:56 PM): You haven’t given our readers any goodness, because of a crush?!
LOU (9:18:02 PM): seriously?
LOU (9:18:19 PM): and a crush you won’t even speak to the public about. PFFT!
LOU (9:18:26 PM): There you have it ladies and germs
GOOBS (9:18:51 PM): lol
GOOBS (9:18:54 PM): the crush is
GOOBS (9:19:03 PM): a TINY part of the reason
GOOBS (9:19:07 PM): like 3 percent
LOU (9:19:12 PM): hahaha @ tiny
GOOBS (9:19:16 PM): 94 percent is work
GOOBS (9:19:21 PM): and 3 percent is pms
GOOBS (9:19:33 PM): lets go back OFF the record
LOU (9:19:41 PM): so, your crush is worth as much as period blood? Is that what you’re saying?
LOU (9:20:18 PM): You can’t say “off the record”..
LOU (9:20:24 PM): I have to say “off the record”
LOU (9:20:28 PM): Ok, OFF THE RECORD

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LOU (9:25:08 PM): can we go back on the record
GOOBS (9:25:13 PM): hahahahaha
GOOBS (9:25:17 PM): no not yet
LOU (9:25:18 PM): ok
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LOU (9:46:23 PM): BACK ON RECORD
GOOBS (9:46:26 PM): so he knows
GOOBS (9:46:30 PM): promise me
LOU (9:46:31 PM): Hah, got cha
LOU (9:46:35 PM): I promise.
GOOBS (9:46:37 PM): okay
LOU (9:46:41 PM): but we’re already on the record
GOOBS (9:46:42 PM): to tell my crush
GOOBS (9:46:46 PM): that I like him
LOU (9:46:48 PM): Yes.
GOOBS (9:46:57 PM): would be awkward.com
LOU (9:47:04 PM): I might be able to start a poll on antisteez, after this post to see what people think.
GOOBS (9:47:06 PM): because I hate when you tell someone
GOOBS (9:47:13 PM): you like them
GOOBS (9:47:18 PM): and they dont like you back
GOOBS (9:47:21 PM): its weird
GOOBS (9:47:31 PM): everything becomes awkward
LOU (9:47:33 PM): What if you regret it later?
GOOBS (9:48:01 PM): its like, “Do I hang out with this person? Can I hang out with them? Will they think I am encouraging their crush?”
GOOBS (9:48:07 PM): it’s a strange thing
GOOBS (9:48:11 PM): I don’t like regrets
GOOBS (9:48:21 PM): and I don’t like it’s ugly, little cousin
GOOBS (9:48:24 PM): rejection
GOOBS (9:48:24 PM): lol
GOOBS (9:48:37 PM): are we really starting a poll?
GOOBS (9:48:38 PM): lol
GOOBS (9:48:42 PM): I love your brains lou
LOU (9:48:43 PM): That would be cool, eh?
LOU (9:48:53 PM): I love your boobs.
GOOBS (9:48:59 PM): i know
GOOBS (9:49:02 PM): they’re glorious
GOOBS (9:49:03 PM): lol
LOU (9:49:06 PM): They are.
GOOBS (9:49:19 PM): did you see them in their mousery
GOOBS (9:49:21 PM): last night
GOOBS (9:49:24 PM): some guy told me
LOU (9:49:34 PM): I did. Didn’t pay too much attention though
GOOBS (9:49:52 PM): “your boobs are amazing. I have never wanted to milk a mouse so badly in my life.”
GOOBS (9:49:57 PM): he was a farmer
LOU (9:50:06 PM): That’s classic!
GOOBS (9:50:23 PM): so I told him, “too bad, Farmer Wackness. go back to your animals and little cock… I mean rooster.”
GOOBS (9:50:35 PM): he pledged his love to me
GOOBS (9:50:36 PM): lol
GOOBS (9:50:41 PM): i love strangers
GOOBS (9:50:44 PM): anywho
LOU (9:50:45 PM): See?
GOOBS (9:50:57 PM): see what
LOU (9:51:01 PM): Farmer Stranger pledged his love. How do you know Crush Guy won’t?
GOOBS (9:51:22 PM): because wouldn’t he have said something alluding to that?
GOOBS (9:51:26 PM): I am a firm believer
GOOBS (9:51:29 PM): when boys like girls
GOOBS (9:51:31 PM): they say it
GOOBS (9:51:34 PM): there is no mystery
GOOBS (9:51:39 PM): there is no hints and clues
GOOBS (9:51:44 PM): guys are action
GOOBS (9:51:48 PM): girls are romance
LOU (9:51:51 PM): ummm.
GOOBS (9:51:53 PM): thats why we are so fucked up
LOU (9:51:55 PM): OFF THE RECORD!!!!
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LOU (9:54:16 PM): ok, ON THE RECORD
GOOBS (9:54:24 PM): ok
GOOBS (9:54:25 PM): OTR
LOU (9:54:32 PM): YOU CANT SAY IT!!!!
GOOBS (9:54:36 PM): LOL k
LOU (9:54:37 PM): I’m the record keeper
GOOBS (9:54:42 PM): hahahah
GOOBS (9:54:42 PM): k
GOOBS (9:54:48 PM): we faggot flirt
LOU (9:54:49 PM): but yeah, to conclude.
GOOBS (9:54:53 PM): you know what I mean?
GOOBS (9:55:00 PM): when you flirt like fairies
LOU (9:55:02 PM): Yeah.
LOU (9:55:10 PM): You’ve explained that to me before
GOOBS (9:55:24 PM): Im splainin’ it to the readers
GOOBS (9:55:32 PM): I’m the splainer
GOOBS (9:55:42 PM): okay so we faggot flirt
LOU (9:55:44 PM): ok, splain
GOOBS (9:55:48 PM): shouldn’t this be
GOOBS (9:55:55 PM): enough incentive for him to be mad for me already
GOOBS (9:55:56 PM): jesus
GOOBS (9:55:59 PM): Im kinda dope
GOOBS (9:56:06 PM): I’m funny
LOU (9:56:10 PM): You’re no where NEAR “kinda” dope.
LOU (9:56:16 PM): you is the definition, girl!
GOOBS (9:56:19 PM): LOL
GOOBS (9:56:27 PM): ty lou, you have to say that.
GOOBS (9:56:36 PM): like moms have to say their kids the cutest
GOOBS (9:56:36 PM): lol
GOOBS (9:56:45 PM): we are B.B.F’s
GOOBS (9:56:54 PM): blog buddies forever
LOU (9:56:58 PM): YAY
LOU (9:57:01 PM): ok,
GOOBS (9:57:02 PM): but in all seriousness
GOOBS (9:57:05 PM): Im dope
LOU (9:57:10 PM): CAN A NIGGA TALK?
GOOBS (9:57:25 PM): im funny, i can cook, im a good dancer, I speak many languages. I can beat people up
GOOBS (9:57:37 PM): I like cruel jokes and laughing at people
GOOBS (9:57:45 PM): but i am also warm and fuzzy
GOOBS (9:57:54 PM): and I bring cupcakes to the boys!!!
GOOBS (9:58:04 PM): so if he doesn’t like me he is an idiot
GOOBS (9:58:12 PM): sorry, talk. I get overexcited
LOU (9:58:21 PM): To conclude, Goobs…..
LOU (9:58:35 PM): The reason our AMAZING readers have not seen a post by you
LOU (9:58:39 PM): is because work sucks
LOU (9:58:43 PM): you’re bleeding
LOU (9:58:48 PM): and you have a crush
LOU (9:58:58 PM): Correct?
LOU (9:59:40 PM): Goobs isn’t sure whether she should tell her crush she has… a crush on him.
GOOBS (9:59:45 PM): Im not bleeding
GOOBS (9:59:47 PM): just yet
GOOBS (9:59:54 PM): im just bitchy and achy and tired
GOOBS (9:59:56 PM): lol
GOOBS (10:00:06 PM): im pre-bleeding
LOU (10:00:07 PM): So what we will do, is set up a poll, and have the readers decide
GOOBS (10:00:12 PM): lmfao
GOOBS (10:00:16 PM): this is epic
LOU (10:00:18 PM): Is that a good idea, Goobs?
LOU (10:00:21 PM): It is.
GOOBS (10:00:29 PM): I think it’s kind of great actually
LOU (10:00:34 PM): Good
LOU (10:00:52 PM): You actually have no say in it, so it doesn’t matter what you think
LOU (10:01:09 PM): And also, for our readers to know, you are working on a post now, correct?
GOOBS (10:01:39 PM): yes
GOOBS (10:01:42 PM): TWO
GOOBS (10:01:49 PM): one for fatwareness
GOOBS (10:01:52 PM): and one on love
LOU (10:02:00 PM): Most likely, it will be up before this conversation but I can fix the timing and have it look like I’m faster then you.
LOU (10:02:08 PM): Very nice.
GOOBS (10:02:20 PM): no you post first
LOU (10:02:19 PM): Thank you for your time Goobs.
GOOBS (10:02:26 PM): fatwareness will be up
LOU (10:02:26 PM): Fine
GOOBS (10:02:28 PM): at 8 am
LOU (10:02:30 PM): Ok.
GOOBS (10:02:34 PM): and love will be up at 1 am tonight
LOU (10:02:35 PM): Can’t wait!
LOU (10:02:52 PM): OFF RECORD FOR GOOD!
GOOBS (10:04:02 PM): xo

Well, there you go. Let Goobs know what you think she she do by submitting your vote on this poll. It will also remain on the sidebar for a few days, so VOTE, damnit!